WEAR SUNSCREEN

That’s right. Wear sunscreen. And I mean it.

I went to the beach on Sunday and it was a beautiful day, a few clouds here and there but overall very sunny. One of my buddies told me he doesn’t believe in sunblock.

So what do I do?

Follow his lead of course. I sat out in the blazing hot Gloucester sun all day laying on my stomach, and now I’m paying for it. For the last three days my back has been as sore as a slaves. My bones legitimately hurt. It sucks more than anything has sucked for me in a long while.

This would be a perfect time for someone to ask me “Well if you’re friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?”

Well that depends, would there be hot girls around? Because if so I’d be forced to. No one wants to look like a pussy in front of a bunch of hot girls.

-JP