Back from the dead

So a combination of this post on Barstool Sports and the Bruins game last night has me all fired up to start posting on this blog again. Two years and two pageviews later and I’m back at it ladies and gentlemen. Do I realize that no one besides me is ever going to read this thing? Yes. Do I realize this probably won’t work and El Pres’s promise that he’ll read every blog is a load of shit? Of course. But it’s worth a fucking try isn’t it? Maybe.

Who am I kidding, I need a job and I can write Shakespearian-like blog posts. Not to mention I spend about 15 hours a day sitting on the goddamn internet. I’m perfect for this gig and Dave Portnoy needs to realize that asap.